Zemo: Pop
Bucky: ???
Zemo: Six
Bucky: …no.
Zemo: Squish
Bucky: No.
Zemo: Uh-uh
Bucky: NO.
Zemo: Cicero
Bucky: NO!!!
Zemo: Lipschitz
Bucky [voiceover]: Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can’t remember a thing. It wasn’t until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.
Tag: lol
HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
- wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
- wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
either way, things are sure gonna get
steamy
GET OUT
#MAYBE I WANTED THEM TO MOAN LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING #YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE
I can’t stop laughing.
either way, something is gonna get stuffed with meat
Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?
I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine
Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?
I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine
merry christmas ya filthy animal.
(my 2015 holidays card. based off the home alone 2 poster. please don’t repost!)Oh… oh my god. This is literally the best thing I’ve seen fandom do all year.
merry christmas ya filthy animal.
(my 2015 holidays card. based off the home alone 2 poster. please don’t repost!)Oh… oh my god. This is literally the best thing I’ve seen fandom do all year.
Once I was at a plant store and I have this subconscious habit of pulling leaves of plants so I did that and stuck the leaf in my pocket and when I got home I found it and felt bad so I dropped it in a pot with a bromiliad and a few weeks later it had taken root and started growing and that’s the story of how I pirated a plant
you wouldnt DOWNLOAD a PLANT
incidentally, this is still the single most hilarious anecdote re: apollo astronauts i have come across
Apollo 13 was halfway to the moon before Swigert realized he had not flied his income taxes and that he would be quite unable to do so before the April 15 deadline. The subject came up as scientist-astronaut Joe Kerwin was reading the Sunday morning news: “Today’s favorite pastime across the nation—Uh oh, have you guys completed your income tax?”
Swigert radioed, “How do I apply for an extension?” Mission control exploded with laughter. “It ain’t too funny, things happened real fast down there and I do need an extension. I’m really serious…”
“You’re breaking up the room down here,” Kerwin said. A few minutes later he assured Swigert that there wouldn’t be any problem: an automatic extension is granted to anyone who is out of the country at tax time.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!