someone in 2015: hey, what are the two LEAST SEXY things that you can possibly think of ??
me in 2015: that’s a weird question but it would probably be archie comics and the pope
the spectral wraith of irony, cackling: hoo heuh heu hah
Tag: lol
of all the excuses bruce wayne has ever made for why he has to leave right now immediately this is the best one
If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.
The Purge: Season’s Greetings.
Zemo: Pop
Bucky: ???
Zemo: Six
Bucky: …no.
Zemo: Squish
Bucky: No.
Zemo: Uh-uh
Bucky: NO.
Zemo: Cicero
Bucky: NO!!!
Zemo: Lipschitz
Bucky [voiceover]: Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can’t remember a thing. It wasn’t until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.
Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?
I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine
merry christmas ya filthy animal.
(my 2015 holidays card. based off the home alone 2 poster. please don’t repost!)Oh… oh my god. This is literally the best thing I’ve seen fandom do all year.