someone in 2015: hey, what are the two LEAST SEXY things that you can possibly think of ??

me in 2015: that’s a weird question but it would probably be archie comics and the pope 

the spectral wraith of irony, cackling: hoo heuh heu hah

Zemo: Pop
Bucky: ???
Zemo: Six
Bucky: …no.
Zemo: Squish
Bucky: No.
Zemo: Uh-uh
Bucky: NO.
Zemo: Cicero
Bucky: NO!!!
Zemo: Lipschitz
Bucky [voiceover]: Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can’t remember a thing. It wasn’t until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.