Once I was at a plant store and I have this subconscious habit of pulling leaves of plants so I did that and stuck the leaf in my pocket and when I got home I found it and felt bad so I dropped it in a pot with a bromiliad and a few weeks later it had taken root and started growing and that’s the story of how I pirated a plant
you wouldnt DOWNLOAD a PLANT
Tag: Piracy
via @kaepora
SHUT THE FUCK UP. JUST BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO PAY $9 TO WATCH “DESPICABLE ME” WHILE KIND-OF HIGH DOESN’T MEAN I’M ALSO GOING TO SET OFF A FUCKING BOMB.
I hate people sometimes.
Look at all those women, children and old people. If I was a terrorist, that would be a prime target. Especially since it looks like a picture of my local high street (down to the CCTV cameras in the background and as this is clearly a British poster).
STOP GIVING TERRORISTS IDEAS, DAMNIT. Now you’ve lulled all those people into a false sense of security, they probably won’t report that unattended bag left next to the fountain.