what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying…

annlarimer:

zrrion:

themythicalcodfish:

bizarrebazaar13:

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

that is horror of a different kind

sloppy style on the table

She’s gonna have to get a job if she expects to eat here.

“what, you think your granny had 2 husbands and 5 kids by praying them into existence?”

byjove:

trannydykepuppybot:

byjove:

byjove:

old people are allowed to be horny. so what if your elderly neighbor posted her cowboy sex fantasy on Facebook. so what if your nana only watches westerns where the main character is shirtless 40% of the time. so what if your great aunt reads bodice rippers voraciously. they’re loving life.

what, you think your granny had 2 husbands and 5 kids by praying them into existence?

Good post. Are all of the old women in your life really into cowboys?

Hellllllll yeahhhhhhhh. North Carolina, baby.

“what, you think your granny had 2 husbands and 5 kids by praying them into existence?”

Ok this is a weird niche occurrence but my Granny was a former nun who did literally get my Dad while doing her stint in front of the Blessed Sacrament during perpetual adoration.

Don’t know the circumstances in which she got my Auntie tho, though I’m not ruling out prayer for that time either.