Author: Rachel

you-have-been-excommunicated:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

posts that will get you excommunicated from the catholic church

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that’s why they don’t experience mental illness. A phone problem is like “out of storage :(” or “charging port broke”. Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it’s like “I can’t feel my legs”. And you tell it girl you never had any

maureen2musings:

Branford, Connecticut

ryanzipp

englishsnow:

by Ezekiel

mcgregor:

The serum amplifies everything that is inside, so good becomes great; bad becomes worse. This is why you were chosen. Because a strong man who has known power all his life may lose respect for that power, but a weak man knows the value of strength, and knows compassion. Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
★ HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE ROGERS ★ July 4th 1918

lastoneout:

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

embroiderycrafts:

Not my design but my stitching. by iLabrador

gnollgirl:

skyliting:

cameoappearance:

bitchydragondoodle:

Yknow what I LOVE about the Star Trek fandom? It’s ANCIENT. I had a talk with a nice old lady at the old persons home that my great grandma is in and she noticed my Spock shirt and was like “oh I love that show I thought the premise was lovely” and you all know THE PREMISE is trekspeak for spirk and I was like “do you accept the premise because I do” and she looked at me with the eyes of someone who is reliving their otp moments and she said “the premise is all I wrote about, dear” and we just talked about spirk for a hella long time and I just love how age doesn’t matter in this fandom you can be ninety and still be the biggest spirk bitch ever how rad is that

I was today years old when I learned that particular euphemism

I was also today years old. Fandom codes man

Reblogging to spread knowledge about the Premise, because I absolutely love that bit of fandom, and I want to make sure that it survives. (and yay to everyone who is part of today’s 10,000!)

filmgifs:

Do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you’re talking about…
It’s a Wonderful Life (1946) dir. Frank Capra

luthqrs:

orcboxer:

fiddlepickdouglas:

Why don’t they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it’s the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.