Tag: vampires

syrupmancer:

thyrell:

theloa:

lucentgallivanter:

benfoldsone:

this is some horror movie shit

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

• Feeds other people his own blood
• An affinity for crucifixes
• Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a bat

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

he reclaimed them