thenymreaper:

someone in 2015: hey, what are the two LEAST SEXY things that you can possibly think of ??

me in 2015: that’s a weird question but it would probably be archie comics and the pope 

the spectral wraith of irony, cackling: hoo heuh heu hah

thenymreaper:

someone in 2015: hey, what are the two LEAST SEXY things that you can possibly think of ??

me in 2015: that’s a weird question but it would probably be archie comics and the pope 

the spectral wraith of irony, cackling: hoo heuh heu hah

2young2pope:

tramampoline:

romankyaryday:

gyarados:

Why is the Pope always an old geezer they should elect a young guy that isn’t on the verge of croaking so they don’t gotta pick a new one so often

introducing the new YOUNG and HOT pope

what the catholic church truly needs is a stone-cold PILF

paolo sorrentino saw this post 2 yrs ago and now here we are

For a few minutes I was boggled about the Popes being always on the verge of croaking, cos in the 33 years I’ve been on the planet there have only been 3 Popes and 2 are still alive.

AND THEN I remember that oh yeah, we used to have a new Pope every five minutes and JP2 is essentially Pontifex Georg and an outlier who should not be counted (and perhaps Senator Popentine XVI could join him out there)