lol – half-girl, half-robot

fullmetalfisting:

fullmetalfisting:

I don’t have Spotify so I can’t participate in the fun memes but on the plus side I get to smugly say, “I don’t have Spotify,” when people ask

Why, I call upon the minstrels of my keep to play a tune! My beloved oud players, my bedeviling mondolutists, and my five angelic castrati.

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

just-shower-thoughts:

I guess the EU has 1 GB of free space now

this pun is the only good thing to come out of brexit

alrightevans:

There was no real reason for jane austen to go in on dick musgrove like this he was a total non-character im still shook to my core

thenymreaper:

someone in 2015: hey, what are the two LEAST SEXY things that you can possibly think of ??

me in 2015: that’s a weird question but it would probably be archie comics and the pope

the spectral wraith of irony, cackling: hoo heuh heu hah

thenymreaper:

someone in 2015: hey, what are the two LEAST SEXY things that you can possibly think of ??

me in 2015: that’s a weird question but it would probably be archie comics and the pope

the spectral wraith of irony, cackling: hoo heuh heu hah

unpretty:

of all the excuses bruce wayne has ever made for why he has to leave right now immediately this is the best one

unpretty:

of all the excuses bruce wayne has ever made for why he has to leave right now immediately this is the best one

(Source: http://unpretty.tumblr.com/)

majere636:

just-shower-thoughts:

If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.

The Purge: Season’s Greetings.

majere636:

just-shower-thoughts:

If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.

The Purge: Season’s Greetings.

Zemo: Pop
Bucky: ???
Zemo: Six
Bucky: …no.
Zemo: Squish
Bucky: No.
Zemo: Uh-uh
Bucky: NO.
Zemo: Cicero
Bucky: NO!!!
Zemo: Lipschitz
Bucky [voiceover]: Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can’t remember a thing. It wasn’t until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.