not mine but hilarious
Tag: q
this is some horror movie shit
#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos
Examining the other evidence, we find:
- Feeds other people his own blood
- An affinity for crucifixes
- Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it
Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a batok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually
he reclaimed them
The 3 stages of a cat yawn
Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.
Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far
Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD
Stage 5: Mlem
This is a perfect description.
This one took me a lil while
Oh once it hit me I laughed way too hard
S1 if Will had ever got some sleep and time to think
vaguely-homoerotic-swordfights:
so when other people take up a creative hobby, it’s a healthy, fulfilling way to spend their free time, but when i, the chesapeake ripper,
imagine being a low ranking imperial and you only ever see thrawn over holo. and then one day you meet him in person and it turns out he’s ACTUALLY fucking blue. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
😂😂😂 That’s a fantastic point thank you for bringing that up
I SEEK IT OUT
