mctreeleth:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

alexisthenedd:

stumpybelham:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

“I wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts better” I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that can’t retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.

Time to laser-print my entire blog on titanium plates and bury them underground.

brb etching my one-star yelp review of the sheet metal supplier that sold us shitty copper on a granite slab

We are never going to give this guy a fucking break are we

Ea-nasir knows what he did.

But more importantly, WE know what he did. Because it got written down in some rocks.

mindibindi:ninetiesbitch777:xfiles-behind-the-scenes:xfiles-behind-the-scenes: humancredentials: xf…

mindibindi:

ninetiesbitch777:

xfiles-behind-the-scenes:

xfiles-behind-the-scenes:

humancredentials:

xfiles-behind-the-scenes:

humancredentials:

universal-invariants:

humancredentials:

“Mulder wouldn’t be that clingy for Scully.”

Scully went away for a weekend once and he almost died.

Scully went on a date one night and he ended up in a jail in New Jersey

Scully once told Mulder to get some sleep so she could take a damn break from him for a few hours and he ended up accidentally letting a convicted murderer loose. 

Scully went to work with another agent once and Mulder called her every 10 seconds and followed the case she was working on and almost killed the agent who put her life in danger.

Mulder literally made the entire planet’s population disappear and he still looked for Scully. 

MULDER LITERALLY STOLE SCULLY’S KEYS SO SHE WOULD HAVE TO GO TO A HAUNTED HOUSE WITH HIM ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 

Scully once fell down a hole and instead of going to get help, Mulder jumped down there with her. Bye. 

Scully was about to kiss him back before the bee stung her and he went to the end of the world to get another try 

Scully got pregnant and he literally returned from the dead (he didnt know it but whatever xd)

They put Mulder in jail for ONE night but he had a bad dream so he screamed the place down til they brought him his Scully.

heroofthreefaces:derinthescarletpescatarian:stavarosthearcane:derinthescarletpescatarian:“If I had…

heroofthreefaces:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

stavarosthearcane:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

do you think no one else has time travel