official-lucifers-child:

ariadne-mouse:

jewishpangolin:

barbiesplasticsurgeon:

unsubconscious:

Yosuke Amemiya

#i like the implication that dali just had that effect on things#just a surrealism field around him at all times

The link in the original post unfortunately leads to a deleted account, so I googled the artist Yosuke Amemiya. And you guys. Those apples are WOOD. That isn’t digital art or some malleable medium like clay or putty. Wood. I’m almost angry at how good they look. Absolute witchcraft.

Some close-up shots from the artist’s website:

mr. amemiya i’m sorry but you have to leave the orchard

aubreysflame:

tparadox:

shoujocowboy:

hrathe3rd:

kristsune:

punsbulletsandpointythings:

poplitealqueen:

jvlianbashir:

why do people try to pit star wars and star trek against each other when we all know damn well jim kirk would be all over that psychic twink with a laser sword

OP you are so wise

The meeting of James. T. Kirk and Obi-Wan “Always Fucking Flirting” Kenobi would be AMAZING.

@shoujocowboy

this is EXACTLY the wars v. trek discourse i wanted on my dashboard

I was thinking Kirk and Luke, but of course Kirk is in the prequel era and then Luke’s time is TNG.

Riker would be all 

over that psychic twink with a laser sword

marlynnofmany:

bramstokersdracula:

bramstokersdracula:

bramstokersdracula:

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

it’s always ‘bleh why are the plates floating’, ‘gah who knocked over my blood goblet’ and never ‘sorry for killing you’ ok starve then!

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.

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solitarelee:

Just saw “ageless blogs will be blocked” and ascended, what the fuck is wrong with the current young generation lmao, (1) why are you so obsessed with making other ppl tell u identifying personal details abt themselves in public (2) people can lie about their age people can lie about their age people can lie about their age people can–

thoodleoo:

me: my good friend pliny the elder, what is your wisdom for today

my good friend pliny the elder: did you know that asbestos is great protection against both fire and magicians

me: ok thank you pliny i will keep that in mind