“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0…

mikkeneko:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone

“average meme lasts 5 years” factoid actually just statistical error. average meme lasts 30 days or less. Spiders Georg, which started on this day 10 years ago, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

so many snow animals are just white puff with dot eyes. amazing design

moniquill:

ladyantiheroine:

ladydei:

laskulls-deactivated20250318:

laskulls-deactivated20250318:

so many snow animals are just white puff with dot eyes. amazing design

I just love this genre

oh this was delightful

Don’t forget owls!

Sphere = the ideal shape for maximizing internal volume with minimum surface area, thus best shape for not lose heat. Sphere stay warm! Sticky outy bits get cold!!

Hey, boss. No, I’m not gonna make it in today. No, I’m feeling fine, but I stepped outside this…

tanadrin:

Hey, boss. No, I’m not gonna make it in today. No, I’m feeling fine, but I stepped outside this morning and there was a great dark shape looming in the mist, and seven black birds sitting in the dead tree next to my apartment building. The largest spoke with my dead namesake’s voice. What? Yeah, there was a warning. Not to go about shod or unshod, not to show my face by night or day, not to take food from any stranger or kinsman. Then something about the torment of the houseless soul that walks the earth in winter, when the gates of heaven and hell both are shut. Yeah, just to be on the safe side. Yeah. Uh-huh. A crowmen! That’s exactly what I said! Yeah, see you Monday, boss.

becoming president just to put lumen, decibel, and size restrictions on vehicles.

seven-winged-liar:

seven-winged-liar:

becoming president just to put lumen, decibel, and size restrictions on vehicles.

i shouldn’t be seeing floaters shaped like your car’s headlights for thirty seconds after i pass you. also shut the fuck up. and your car does not need to be that big. you’re putting other people in danger. let’s get you a more conscious-of-other-people car

a secret third place. basically there is a medicine drawer because like there is no room in the…

quiet-doll:

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

a secret third place.

basically there is a medicine drawer because like there is no room in the bathroom cabinet (and also I don’t know what the steam and that might do to the drugs) and it feels weird to put the medicine where regular food is.

alwaysalreadyangry:earlier on the train back to london from oxford, i thought about this poem idea i…

alwaysalreadyangry:

earlier on the train back to london from oxford, i thought about this poem idea i have, i want to write a poem which is about (”about”) the different antonios in shakespeare, but mostly just the antonio in twelfth night, and how his love plot ends (vs like, the way viola and sebastian end up married to orsino and olivia)

so i was like, i will search for antonio + twelfth night on google books, yes, this will lead to me finding some perfectly helpful shakespeare criticism that i can browse on this train, or at the very least some homophobic nonsense

and now it’s a few hours later and i have been indoctrinated into the school of literary critics who are extremely into the idea that all antonios in medieval drama are named for/extremely inspired by st anthony, the wise fool, and who believe that there is a st anthony/st sebastian subtext to the fact that shakespeare has antonio and sebastian paired more than once.

also i now know too much about st anthony’s privileged pigs (allowed to roam freely! adorned with bells which meant both “don’t kill me” and “feed me! for i am st anthony’s!”), the illnesses that his devotees tried to cure (his Thing that he was supposed to cure started out as ergot, but apparently there was some network decay here and it ended up with his followers treating cases of syphilis, which lead to st anthony being thought of as sexually promiscuous, which, ok, but mostly i am just thinking about how his hospices had dismembered limbs hanging outside them), and the insults that other saints’ devotees yelled at his followers, mostly based on like. the pig thing.

if none of that makes sense, it doesn’t really make sense to me either. i’m not sure what this poem is going to look like. have a st anthony and various dismembered limbs for your trouble. please don’t @ me with an explanation of how he relates to sad gay antonio.

I love all of this and now I am thinking about how I only learnt last year that there were two big St Anthonys – St Anthony of Padua, who is the one that seems to be the patron of a lot of the churches named St Anthony’s that I have visted and St Anthony the Abbot, who is this one with the pigs.

I am glad that he is always depicted with his pig because I wouldn’t have discovered he existed had I not been in Belgium last year wondering “but why does Anthony of Padua have a pig?”