gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

milfbaitt:

gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

sick of hearing about “healing crystals” that “cleanse your mind and body of negative energy” i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn’t wrong but anyone who said “literally any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence” are the only people who can get on my level. you’re hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can’t keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

idontgettechnology:

freyaswolf:

yeahiwasintheshit:

transjon:

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

dear-ao3:

ifightformyfriends:

itsaarnie:

strongbowdarkfruit:

tilthat:

TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com

did something happen to Spiders Georg

R.I.P. Spiders George 2013-2017

He was an outlier. But he counted.

scatterbrained-daydreamer:

cipheramnesia:

spokenitalics:

jurassic park but it’s tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺

same score but played entirely on kazoos

@morai-the-swann-king