You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much
this makes me laugh every year
i’m always too busy losing my shit at baby jesus with the lighter that i never registered “HEY-SUS” oh my goddd
as someone with aragorn’s kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day… “my path is hidden from me” you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.
fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
obsessed with the fact that howl movingcastle is, like, the ideal portal fantasy protagonist. he’s a welsh rugby-playing grad student who enters a magical world where he discovers he’s a wildly powerful wizard. there’s an evil witch out to get him and the king needs his help and there’s a curse catching up with him. he has a magical creature sidekick and an orphan apprentice and a mentor who gets killed by the evil witch halfway through and a love interest under a terrible curse. the story is BEGGING for him to be the main character. and he’s just like. no <3.
his louche useless fuckboy energy is so strong he does it IN TWO REALITIES AT ONCE.