using “what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” to mean “yeah i made an embarrassing reference…

computationalcalculator:

dajo42:

using “what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” to mean “yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing” is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it’s a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil’s sacrament

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they…

ponyregrets:

fangorn-forest:

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

#will it be comfortable? no#will it be flattering? no#will it be ecologically friendly? no#but will it obscure people’s view of your undergarments? also no (via @toast-the-unknowing)