“what, you think your granny had 2 husbands and 5 kids by praying them into existence?”

byjove:

trannydykepuppybot:

byjove:

byjove:

old people are allowed to be horny. so what if your elderly neighbor posted her cowboy sex fantasy on Facebook. so what if your nana only watches westerns where the main character is shirtless 40% of the time. so what if your great aunt reads bodice rippers voraciously. they’re loving life.

what, you think your granny had 2 husbands and 5 kids by praying them into existence?

Good post. Are all of the old women in your life really into cowboys?

Hellllllll yeahhhhhhhh. North Carolina, baby.

“what, you think your granny had 2 husbands and 5 kids by praying them into existence?”

Ok this is a weird niche occurrence but my Granny was a former nun who did literally get my Dad while doing her stint in front of the Blessed Sacrament during perpetual adoration.

Don’t know the circumstances in which she got my Auntie tho, though I’m not ruling out prayer for that time either.

“what, you think your granny had 2 husbands and 5 kids by praying them into existence?”

byjove:

trannydykepuppybot:

byjove:

byjove:

old people are allowed to be horny. so what if your elderly neighbor posted her cowboy sex fantasy on Facebook. so what if your nana only watches westerns where the main character is shirtless 40% of the time. so what if your great aunt reads bodice rippers voraciously. they’re loving life.

what, you think your granny had 2 husbands and 5 kids by praying them into existence?

Good post. Are all of the old women in your life really into cowboys?

Hellllllll yeahhhhhhhh. North Carolina, baby.

“what, you think your granny had 2 husbands and 5 kids by praying them into existence?”

Ok this is a weird niche occurrence but my Granny was a former nun who did literally get my Dad while doing her stint in front of the Blessed Sacrament during perpetual adoration.

Don’t know the circumstances in which she got my Auntie tho, though I’m not ruling out prayer for that time either.

kids these days are so loosey goosey about what they call a crackship. two characters who flirt in a…

cock-holliday:

kids these days are so loosey goosey about what they call a crackship. two characters who flirt in a media but just aren’t endgame is not a crackship.

back in my day a crackship made people go “what possessed you to ship this?” They were pairs with no chemistry, pairs that made no sense, pairs that never meet in canon, pairs that don’t even exist in the same canon!

How dare you compare yourself to the forefathers for shipping like steve/eddie or perc’ildan. Call me when you write some Gaston/Quasimodo or something.

Peoples’ desire to burn the Gävle goat isn’t about them hating it. It’s a “my son loved your drawing…

flameraven:

homunculus-argument:

janokenmun:

homunculus-argument:

Peoples’ desire to burn the Gävle goat isn’t about them hating it. It’s a “my son loved your drawing so much that he ate it” sort of a deal.

also the endless allure of arson

Oh yeah we definitely also love arson.

Look, the Long Night demands a sacrifice to chase away the dark and cold. You need a burnt offering. The bigger, the better. You can’t make a giant flammable effigy and NOT give it to the gods of Winter.