quit drinking soda with the yodas come drink stock with a spock

hollowslantern:

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hollowslantern:

quit drinking soda with the yodas come drink stock with a spock

I’ll have a beer with Bashir

that’s not what I’m offering. come drink stock with a spock

I’d rather have a smoothie with moogie

for the last time. we are not having a beer with Bashir. we are not having a smoothie with Moogie. we are not having a grog with Nog, a margarita with Leeta, a shake with Jake, a gin with Kai Winn, kanar with Damar, a kombucha with Kira, or a cognac with Garak.

we are drinking stock with a Spock. take it or leave it.

What about a Bloody Mary with the Emissary?

Listen. to me.

We are drinking stock with a Spock. you would be a fool to pass up this kind of opportunity.

my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm…

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my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight

it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig

Glad to know that record player technology has seemingly made zero advancements since I was taping pennies to mine back in the 70s

The technology has advanced a lot, there’s a pig now.