Author: Rachel

kitty:

once-a-polecat:

kimmywithay:

dresswellactbad:

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

Nothing will ruin your 30’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

Friends, I’ve got news for you about your 40s, you’ll never believe this but…

thatsbelievable:

jstor:

dukeofbookingham:

@jstor This has nothing to do with my dissertation but obviously I need to read it immediately

BRB, finding out what a “theological strip tease” is…

in-his-autumn-before-the-winter:

indianajcnes:

“Ray…when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES.”
— GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE (2021) dir. Jason Reitman

Once again the whole business of cups and ounces and pounds baffles me (and some of the items seem like a lot and some not a lot) but I know this recipe serves 6 so I am just going to… wing it and put however much feels right and we will see where I get.

Also, “instant rice” made me think “but isn’t all rice instant” but that’s because I have a rice cooker.

westbrookwestbooks:

calamitysong:

so you think you can stone miette and spit in miette’s eye?? so you think you can love miette and leave miette to DIE?? oh mother!! can’t do this to me mother!!!

All memes left on tumblr for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Queen

Only People Who Can See RED Really Well Can Read These Words:

bunjywunjy:

recoil-operated:

bunjywunjy:

recoil-operated:

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

8/10 but fuck, OW.

You

This post has gotten 18,000 notes in the last 36 hours. And you @bunjywunjy are patient zero.

WHAT CAN I SAY

EXCEPT,

charlesoberonn:

drexelian:

ALT

hey, uh. what the shit