more people with the same first name should date. i want to study the linguistical influence
more people with the same first name should date, marry, and then share the same surname. give more couples the same legal first and last name, i want to hear about the consequences
I knew a brother and sister with the same first initial. Just that similarity made their bureaucratic lives awful when they were in their 20s. The credit bureau assumes that two people with the same initial, surname, and address are the same person. Anything requiring a Social Security number ended with a lot of phone calls and accusations of attempted fraud.
A married couple with the same full name would probably be made to fight to the death in an arena.
Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can’t believe your sister hasn’t apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don’t know your name. I’m having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here’s a doodle I made in class. I’m stealing your clothes as we speak, they’re so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I’d love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I’m making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We’re having a coffe date. I love you. I’m giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.
today I used the phrase “breasting boobily” in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil’s sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn’t god
“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book
