I tried to make off with the big one. Security stopped me. Darn it. #oscars
Clearly RDJ didn’t do a good enough job distracting security.
“Mark, if you wanted to make a heist film, you only had to say so.”
“No, I was just – wait, you know I already made a heist film, right? I’m working on the sequel.”
“And did you even bother to ask me if I wanted to be in it?”
“I don’t cast the movie, I just play the head magician!”
“I guess it’d be hard to play a head magician with me around.”
“Well, that’s certainly true…”
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