I tried to make off with the big one. Security stopped me. Darn it. #oscars
Clearly RDJ didn’t do a good enough job distracting security.
“Mark, if you wanted to make a heist film, you only had to say so.”
“No, I was just – wait, you know I already made a heist film, right? I’m working on the sequel.”
“And did you even bother to ask me if I wanted to be in it?”
“I don’t cast the movie, I just play the head magician!”
“I guess it’d be hard to play a head magician with me around.”
“Well, that’s certainly true…”
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I tried to make off with the big one. Security stopped me. Darn it. #oscars
Clearly RDJ didn’t do a good enough job distracting security.
“Mark, if you wanted to make a heist film, you only had to say so.”
“No, I was just – wait, you know I already made a heist film, right? I’m working on the sequel.”
“And did you even bother to ask me if I wanted to be in it?”
“I don’t cast the movie, I just play the head magician!”
“I guess it’d be hard to play a head magician with me around.”
“Well, that’s certainly true…”
Contagious? Shared stylists? Or a Captains America style? (paging copperbadge )
“On the one hand, Sebastian, I commend you for only picking the really great outfits to copy. Have you driven Chris crazy yet?”
“Not yet, but I see it coming. Like, he’s got that look in his eye, that little brother won’t stop copying me look.”
"You’re such a troll, it’s adorable.”
“Wait, so what’s the other hand?”
“Oh, on the other hand, you need like eight inches more shoulder before you can pull off that cardigan.”
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Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie on Chris Evans’ left boob grabbing problem (x)
@yayrainbow!!!! also, copperbadge
“You have a problem, Chris.”
“Jesus, Sebastian, why didn’t someone just say something? I would have stopped touching people if I’d known.”
“Well, I’m sure when someone finds a man of your stature and personality groping them unpleasant, they’ll let you know.”
“So why did you bring it up onstage?”
“Oh, I just wanted to see what it was like to grab Mackie’s left boob.”
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