I tried to make off with the big one. Security stopped me. Darn it. #oscars


Clearly RDJ didn’t do a good enough job distracting security.

“Mark, if you wanted to make a heist film, you only had to say so.”

“No, I was just – wait, you know I already made a heist film, right? I’m working on the sequel.” 

“And did you even bother to ask me if I wanted to be in it?”

“I don’t cast the movie, I just play the head magician!”

“I guess it’d be hard to play a head magician with me around.”

“Well, that’s certainly true…”

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans Mark Ruffalo on his Life Choices]