yeoldenews:

beggars-opera:

Seriously though were people in the past just constantly giggling at the word “suck” being written with a long s like was that a thing do you think

I have a collection of these I keep in a folder called “I am an adult”.

thenymreaper:

someone in 2015: hey, what are the two LEAST SEXY things that you can possibly think of ??

me in 2015: that’s a weird question but it would probably be archie comics and the pope 

the spectral wraith of irony, cackling: hoo heuh heu hah

fuckyeahrosamundpike:

I want to talk to you about sports, but a weird sport that I found out that you play. I don’t think it’s legal to play. That’s probably true. Is it called fire hockey?