copperbadge:

rocketplane:

nevver:

I scream, Anya Hindmarch (because)

@copperbadge something to add to the list? ;P

Oh god, the salad cream D: 

[ID: Several images of mocked-up ice cream containers; top is red ice cream with a Heinz Ketchup label, middle is light tan ice cream with a Kikkoman Soy Sauce label, and bottom are two pints, one cream-colored and one white, labeled Heinz Salad Cream and Heinz Mayonnaise respectively.]

Big “Will it soft serve?” vibes

daveio:

You may, foolishly, think that this is an ice-cream. It is not. It is an orgasm, crystallised into frozen form.

I mean seriously. I wasn’t a huge fan of white chocolate until someone decided to infuse it with cinnamon and stick bits of apple inside. Masterpiece.

NUTMEG PASTRY PIECES. WHITE CHOCOLATE WITH CINNAMON. omggggg