Once again the whole business of cups and ounces and pounds baffles me (and some of the items seem like a lot and some not a lot) but I know this recipe serves 6 so I am just going to… wing it and put however much feels right and we will see where I get.
Also, “instant rice” made me think “but isn’t all rice instant” but that’s because I have a rice cooker.
I have just eaten so much raw garlic like you would not believe and it is incredible and awesome
FOOD HUBRIS BY COUNTRY america: believes their shitty local burger chain is a once-in-a-lifetime culinary experience because their mayo includes onion paste canada: if your poutine tastes better than the styrofoam plate it comes on you will discover the cold rage that lies under the canadian’s polite exterior united kingdom: despite thriving and unique fusion cuisines spreading from the UK to the rest of the world in recent decades, when asked to think of ‘british food’ the average UK citizen will start a fight over whether cold beans with a modest side of white bread is haute cuisine france: McDo Ortolan Bunting italy: extremely mad about american versions of italian food. blissfully ignorant of what happens in brazil brazil: if the scientific genius applied to making cronenbergian pizzas were applied to anything else, brazilians would all be commuting to jobs on the moon. They have pizza that can feel pain russia: obviously mayonnaise is the perfect topping for all foodstuffs, this is solved. The question is what to put on top of mayonnaise, and it might never be answered germany: less a joke than a fact: the single most produced numbered Volkswagen part is a standardized currywurst
VOLKSWAGEN CURRYWURST IS REAL IM FLIPPING OUT
Formula E Teams as Crisps, by herdivineshadow
Abt Cupra Formula E Team – Pickled Onion Monster Munch. In the best possible way, the Abt Cupra car looks like the taste of pickled onion flavour crisps.
Avalanche Andretti Formula E – Ready Salted. They’re both red on the outside. That’s it.
DS Penske – Tyrrells Veg Crisps. Fancy crisps for a fancy foiled car.
Envision Racing – Walkers Salt & Vinegar. Used to be blue and now they are green.
Jaguar TCS Racing – McCoy’s Flame Grilled Steak. I did originally pick Mini Cheddars but they’re not actually a crisp. I know they’re cheese flavoured and these are steak, but they’ve got the same vib
Mahindra Racing – Worcester Sauce. This one is entirely based on vibes alone.
Maserati MSG Racing – Tyrrells Black Truffle & Sea Salt. Fancy, but in a different way to DS Penske because they’ve just got a fancy car and Maserati are Maserati AND based in Monaco.
Neom McLaren – Tangy Cheese Doritos. This is the one that started this particular electric racing/food crossover. Yes it’s because they’re orange and triangular
NIO 333 Racing – Numb & Spicy Hot Pot. Numb & spicy hot pot flavour is entirely the right crisp to match to NIO and not just because they’re both Chinese.
Abt Cupra Formula E Team – Pickled Onion Monster Munch. In the best possible way, the Abt Cupra car looks like the taste of pickled onion flavour crisps.
Avalanche Andretti Formula E – Ready Salted. They’re both red on the outside. That’s it.
DS Penske – Tyrrells Veg Crisps. Fancy crisps for a fancy foiled car.
Envision Racing – Walkers Salt & Vinegar. Used to be blue and now they are green.
Jaguar TCS Racing – McCoy’s Flame Grilled Steak. I did originally pick Mini Cheddars but they’re not actually a crisp. I know they’re cheese flavoured and these are steak, but they’ve got the same vib
Mahindra Racing – Worcester Sauce. This one is entirely based on vibes alone.
Maserati MSG Racing – Tyrrells Black Truffle & Sea Salt. Fancy, but in a different way to DS Penske because they’ve just got a fancy car and Maserati are Maserati AND based in Monaco.
Neom McLaren – Tangy Cheese Doritos. This is the one that started this particular electric racing/food crossover. Yes it’s because they’re orange and triangular
NIO 333 Racing – Numb & Spicy Hot Pot. Numb & spicy hot pot flavour is entirely the right crisp to match to NIO and not just because they’re both Chinese.
I have been thinking about crisps for DAYS and keep forgetting to buy some. Anyway. In honour of Season 9, Formula E teams as crisps.
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