BASHIR: You’re misunderstanding the point; yes, she’s a Barbie girl in a Barbie world, but her life…

vexingvorta:

parsleynsage:

BASHIR: You’re misunderstanding the point; yes, she’s a Barbie girl in a Barbie world, but her life is merely plastic. It isn’t real.

GARAK: Ah, but therein lies the paradox. If life is a creation limited only by imagination, then what is the difference between true or imagined happiness? Some, my dear doctor, would even call it “fantastic.”

QUARK: look you two either need to order something or get out

BASHIR: But from that point of view, all greater purpose is rendered moot. Saving the galaxy would have the same moral imperative as to, say, brush my hair

GARAK: Indeed, though to complete the philosophical shift we would have to remove extraneous requirements of self, represented in fact by und…

QUARK: I changed my mind. From now on I’m charging you holosuite rates for your lunch table.

do you think criminals in hannibal verse have like a reddit page of how to avoid coming to the…

oldwitchsleep:

oldwitchsleep:

oldwitchsleep:

do you think criminals in hannibal verse have like a reddit page of how to avoid coming to the attention of the fbi’s pet empath boy

“sorry guys, this might be my last post for a while. you were right, the dead butterflies surrounding the body were too much, they called him in, so it won’t be long now”

hannibal lurks on there just to stir shit up like “well I heard that he refuses to take any cases that involve bunny rabbits I heard he’s terrified of them” and will turns up at his next session exhausted because “there’s been six cases in the last week all involving rabbits and they’re all different killers i’m sure of it!” meanwhile hannibal sits there like “interesting, will. tell me, are these rabbits hopping across into your unconscious state also? can you feel them nibbling on the edges of your mind?”

justjasper: new person: i’m late to this fandom/ship.. there’s not much point writing fic/making…

justjasper:

new person: i’m late to this fandom/ship.. there’s not much point writing fic/making art for it is there?

The Fans:

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the fact that people just put their Full Names on the internet fucking terrifies me. my roommates…

apollos-boyfriend:

the fact that people just put their Full Names on the internet fucking terrifies me. my roommates were talking about someone from their class and one of them went “wait let me find their instagram” and i kid you not it didn’t even take them 30 seconds. and their account wasn’t even private, meaning we could fully see their entire life. their schooling, hometown, family, place of employment, close friends, everything was right there. all because we knew their name. that’s genuinely terrifying to me and neither of my roommates even seemed phased. not to sound like a boomer but for the love of god we need internet anonymity back