Tag: crossposted

visionsofnightfall:

sunset over the small isles

instagram.

bull3tpr00fs0ul:

interdimentional:

cansu-m:

heylsgowt:

cansu-m:

maviyenot:

computationalcalculator:

dajo42:

using “what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” to mean “yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing” is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it’s a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil’s sacrament

ponyregrets:

fangorn-forest:

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

#will it be comfortable? no#will it be flattering? no#will it be ecologically friendly? no#but will it obscure people’s view of your undergarments? also no (via @toast-the-unknowing)

mjthefaeva:

thydungeongal:

thydungeongal:

Due to a misspelling on my part while writing down a wish I wanted the djinni to grant me, I have been transported back in time and turned into a servant of the king of England, Denmark, and Norway

That’s right, I am serving Cnut

I mean this so kindly, but I have this primordial urge to shove you into a locker.