obviously dietary requirements aren’t a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she’s up to today and she said extremely seriously “ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia”
this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia
I feel like depending on your denomination, you might not be able to get gluten free body of Christ, only very low gluten so you might have to stick with liquid Jesus alone
if we simply move the moon about 8000km further away from the earth the tidal drag should slow down earths rotation enough to add an extra hour to the day for us to fuck around
