I, uh. I don’t have a dictionary. Or Internet. Or, uh. Much of anything.
Tag: clint barton
Queer Eye for the Hawk Guy (2/?)
Tan: It belonged to the bad guys!
Bobby: Yeah, think of it as rescue mission.
Antoni: What happened to the dog?
JVN: The dog is now named ‘Lucky’ and spends all his time with Clint and Kate. He has one eye and likes to eat leftover pizza.
JVN: Oh my God. They included pictures of Lucky ‘helping’ Clint with repairs around the apartment building
Antoni: Guys, I have a new favorite Avenger.
JVN: At the end of this week, Clint will be attending a gala for the sixth anniversary of the Battle of New York.
JVN: So while Clint really just wants to use this week to help out his tenants, Kate is hoping that the Fab 5 will help boost Clint’s confidence.
Queer Eye for the Hawk Guy (2/?)
Tan: It belonged to the bad guys!
Bobby: Yeah, think of it as rescue mission.
Antoni: What happened to the dog?
JVN: The dog is now named ‘Lucky’ and spends all his time with Clint and Kate. He has one eye and likes to eat leftover pizza.
JVN: Oh my God. They included pictures of Lucky ‘helping’ Clint with repairs around the apartment building
Antoni: Guys, I have a new favorite Avenger.
JVN: At the end of this week, Clint will be attending a gala for the sixth anniversary of the Battle of New York.
JVN: So while Clint really just wants to use this week to help out his tenants, Kate is hoping that the Fab 5 will help boost Clint’s confidence.
kate has LOADS of questions
- where was this
- how old were you
- what was the horse’s name
- tell me about the horse
- that is a very cool horse
- (also I like how “amazing” is in sarcastic finger quotes)
- what the hell are you wearing (do you still own it? reasons.)
- did I just count FOUR earrings ♥
clint has just one to be completely honest
- WHERE DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS SHIT
- (also fuck you those are not sarcastic quotes)
of course kate has an answer
- boxes you didn’t unpack and stuffed under your bed (I was just looking for more putty arrows I super promise)
- your exes
- eBay
- SARCASTIC FINGER QUOTES A-MAZE-ING
“The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots.”
-Clint Barton Aesthetic + Purple
“The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots.”
-Clint Barton Aesthetic + Purple
‘hey Hawkeye, lookin’ like a lyric out of a less awful 80s song.’
‘katie-kate what does that even mean is this one of those pound sign aesthetic things you kids like.’
‘i know that you know it’s a hashtag–’
‘then you should know that I know that you know I know that, and I am just being irritating, which is fair ’cause you do it to me all the time.’
’……………yeah ok that’s fair.’
‘hey Hawkeye, lookin’ like a lyric out of a less awful 80s song.’
‘katie-kate what does that even mean is this one of those pound sign aesthetic things you kids like.’
‘i know that you know it’s a hashtag–’
‘then you should know that I know that you know I know that, and I am just being irritating, which is fair ’cause you do it to me all the time.’
’……………yeah ok that’s fair.’
