aw-hawkeye-no:

Queer Eye for the Hawk Guy (2/?)


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Tan: It belonged to the bad guys!

Bobby: Yeah, think of it as rescue mission.

Antoni: What happened to the dog?

JVN: The dog is now named ‘Lucky’ and spends all his time with Clint and Kate. He has one eye and likes to eat leftover pizza.

JVN: Oh my God. They included pictures of Lucky ‘helping’ Clint with repairs around the apartment building

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Antoni: Guys, I have a new favorite Avenger. 

JVN: At the end of this week, Clint will be attending a gala for the sixth anniversary of the Battle of New York. 

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JVN: So while Clint really just wants to use this week to help out his tenants, Kate is hoping that the Fab 5 will help boost Clint’s confidence. 

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aw-hawkeye-no:

Queer Eye for the Hawk Guy (2/?)


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Tan: It belonged to the bad guys!

Bobby: Yeah, think of it as rescue mission.

Antoni: What happened to the dog?

JVN: The dog is now named ‘Lucky’ and spends all his time with Clint and Kate. He has one eye and likes to eat leftover pizza.

JVN: Oh my God. They included pictures of Lucky ‘helping’ Clint with repairs around the apartment building

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Antoni: Guys, I have a new favorite Avenger. 

JVN: At the end of this week, Clint will be attending a gala for the sixth anniversary of the Battle of New York. 

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JVN: So while Clint really just wants to use this week to help out his tenants, Kate is hoping that the Fab 5 will help boost Clint’s confidence. 

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villainny:

when-it-rains-it-snows:

kate has LOADS of questions

  • where was this
  • how old were you
  • what was the horse’s name
  • tell me about the horse
  • that is a very cool horse
  • (also I like how “amazing” is in sarcastic finger quotes)
  • what the hell are you wearing (do you still own it? reasons.)
  • did I just count FOUR earrings ♥

clint has just one to be completely honest

  • WHERE DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS SHIT
  • (also fuck you those are not sarcastic quotes)

of course kate has an answer

  • boxes you didn’t unpack and stuffed under your bed (I was just looking for more putty arrows I super promise)
  • your exes
  • eBay
  • SARCASTIC FINGER QUOTES A-MAZE-ING

velociraptor:

Let them all come, Clint. Let every last one of those tracksuit-wearing, sub-verbal, bullying, murderous scumbags come at us. Because you and me? Together? Together, Clint, I think you and me are the persona we both wish we could be, and I know that person. I know that person is worth something. I know that persona can… can pretty much do anything.

a movie that should really exist  Hawkeyes, starring Nyle DiMarco as Clint Barton and Arden Cho as Kate Bishop.

velociraptor:

Let them all come, Clint. Let every last one of those tracksuit-wearing, sub-verbal, bullying, murderous scumbags come at us. Because you and me? Together? Together, Clint, I think you and me are the persona we both wish we could be, and I know that person. I know that person is worth something. I know that persona can… can pretty much do anything.

a movie that should really exist  Hawkeyes, starring Nyle DiMarco as Clint Barton and Arden Cho as Kate Bishop.