soprano-and-the-alto-clef:

saxysopralto:

asha-fallenangel-risingdemon:

the-cuddly-punk:

neenya:

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

here for this fight

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How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

OOOOOOOO

How do you make a soprano’s eyes sparkle?

Shine a flashlight through her ears.

What’s the difference between a soprano and a piranha? The lipstick

soprano-and-the-alto-clef:

saxysopralto:

asha-fallenangel-risingdemon:

the-cuddly-punk:

neenya:

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

here for this fight

image

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

OOOOOOOO

How do you make a soprano’s eyes sparkle?

Shine a flashlight through her ears.

What’s the difference between a soprano and a piranha? The lipstick