with great pain comes the great inability to form a coherent sentence

fickes:

with great pain comes the great inability to form a coherent sentence

[ID: a 4-page comic in illuminated manuscript style of a person standing outside. /1: They look to the distance and say: “What is that dolorous cloud: that dreadful fright I see now on the dark horizon?” /2: They turn, upset, and say: “Alas! It is the brain fog approaching!” A purple cloud enters the panel. /3: They hold up their hands against the approaching cloud, saying: “A curse upon that fog that steals my eloquence. I…hate…it” /4: The cloud surrounds them and they say: “cloud”…“bad” /ID]

There’s something that I find equal parts hilarious and terrifying.

katjohnadams:

There’s something that I find equal parts hilarious and terrifying.

On one hand it is so funny watching the generation previous to mine (I was born in 84) absolutely say the most unhinged shit online, doxx themselves, and get fired, after spending my entire childhood teaching me online opsec because every stranger was a potential murderer. Social media done rotted their brains.

But on the other I’m seeing kids coming up, seeing them spew all their personals online, and using that to model their unsafe behavior and put themselves at incredible risk because the internet actually got way more dangerous than it was, ironically, when I was coming up being told I had to basically outsmart the fuckin CIA. Now the actual CIA and other bad actors (government, private, and individual) really are out there and these kids are watching fucking meemaw post a photo of the front of her house practically captioned with her fucking SSN and thinking, “yeah, sure, the adults know what’s safe.”

I gotta be a fuckin millennial about this and beg younger folx to listen to the VCR generation: hide yourself online. Nothing should go there you wouldn’t want in the hands of the person who hates you the most.

Be safe, be smart, be a fucking ghost.

We stan

crazy-pages:

gravedangerahead:

We stan

I love all the possible implications from: “Mama is trans and wasn’t out back then”, “Mama successfully committed feminist voter fraud”, to “Mama just fucking voted and the people running her local ballot box knew what was fucking good for them and stayed out of her way”. 

derinthescarletpescatarian:

safetynotincluded:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

a-queer-little-wombat:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

rhyperographer:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

produdfctititty:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

#me sending this to everyone I know who’s from Toowoomba

So like four people

Says the person from Mt Gambier

Hey we’re the second largest population centre in the entire state

Don’t look up how populated our state is overall that’s not important

For anyone confused according to the 2021 Australian census Toowoomba has 6x as many people living there as Mt Gambier. 162,059 to 26,878.

Oh sure if you want to do NUMBERS about it

Looks like this post is starting to do numbers, eh?

#at this rate this post might to do more numbers than Mt Gambier

Hey,

posts that have 26,879 notes to me

Are you all pleased with yourselves.

congratulations piracy

geekysteven:

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

commandtower-solring-go:

livefromtheloam:

calidotgov-deactivated20240108:

congratulations piracy

Ad agency: Please don’t steal the King’s potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

Ad agency: you wouldn’t steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: “You Wouldn’t Steal a Movie” Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

text in the style of an anti piracy ad reading "you wouldn't steal the King's potatoes"ALT