everyone making fun of my good friend jonathan’s priorities as if we didn’t spend the last 2 years following the most inconceivable ordeals with “welp, gotta go to work”
I’ll tell you what’s problematic about being over 40 and being friends with someone under 25: if you say “but I am le tired” they do not understand that they are supposed to say “well have a nap AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES”