takes-of-dubious-temperature:

aflo:

dragongirltitties:

zipstick:

bywandandsword:

tilthat:

TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.

via ift.tt

To understand how ridiculous this is, the first successful powered airplane flew this same year, 1903

You’re understating how ridiculous

it wasn’t just the same year. it was nine days later

how do newspaper clippings from a hundred years ago violate community guidelines

to fly is to go against the will of god

LOVING the implication that the Tumblr Community Guidelines are a direct transcription of God’s will

cornbreadlesbian:

copperbadge:

:

the more I think about it the more I realize that those little girls that are obsessed with dragons are just horse girls that wanted an animal less likely to injure them

“less likely” swept me to the floor

getintherobot:

greentrickster:

People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles, and forcing them to act out popular movies. Because, let me tell you, I read a fic like that with the original Yugioh cast acting out Disney’s Aladdin approximately fifteen years ago, and it is to this day one of the one of the most unhinged pieces of media I’ve ever consumed.

????????

baeddlam:

yourownpetard:

princewonderland:

ace-pervert:

proudblackconservative:

No.

yes

YES

This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

redheadedbrunette:

recoiloperated:

irishironclad:

catholicpharmacistofficial:

thoughts, @irishironclad ?

Sounds accurate to me.

The holy spirit chasing you away from sin like

It’s a beautiful day and you are the Third Person of the Trinity

neil-gaiman:

a-large-orange-cat:

tumblr advertising “you can ask neil gaiman questions about his works!” like that isn’t something you can do literally any day of the week on here

Don’t just tell everyone.

oneheadtoanother:

formulazwaan:

I had to rewatch to make sure I’m not hallucinating

Did not expect to discover that Mitch Evans has entered his super-villain lair era this week, felt sure that was scheduled for next season

darksteel-relic:

peacemode:

ursulaklegun:

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???