half-girl, half-robot

theriu:

clawedandcute:

localairport:

If you think about it, technically an airplane can only fly when there is human blood inside of it

These are the bold, disturbing takes I came to Tumblr for

#(straps a blood bag to a drone) BEHOLD! AN AIRPLANE!

NEVERMIND GUYS I CANNOT POSSIBLY INVENT A REPLY FUNNIER THAN @thelooniemoonie‘s TAG

darknovalatte:

cvnningboy:

hannibal fans be like ‘cannibalism is so romantic’ bro go to therapy

medeamybeloved:

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

justacoffeeaddiction:

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

catchymemes:

it’s almost as if Tolkien knew what he was talking about

It’s almost as if Tolkien personally witnessed one of the bloodiest wars in human history and then used that to fuel his writing.

nevver:

Día de los muertos, Isaac Cordal

blood-bathing:

x

@mother-entropy​

limbel:

Smol alien in Disbelief™

seaquestions:

surrounding plants grew sentience from an excess of healing magic, took over the body of a dead knight, and now wander about trying to find who made it and what it means to be alive in this way.

rosebleue:

Mom just sent me a Halloween picture of her blorbo

Peace and love on planet earth

witchwardian:

twofingerswhiskey:

people who don’t wear glasses don’t get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i’m done. 240p vision time

I’ve seen enough.