half-girl, half-robot

sigmadecay:

sigmadecay:

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”

And I did

He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue

But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”

And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”

grossnational:

via Macbaconai

curiosity-killed:

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

herdivineshadow:

twistedingenue:

awww-brain-no:

regularpolyhedra:

bottle-of-bucky:

I AM CAPTAIN AMERICA variant cover by Gerald Parel (2011)

#OH SHIT #CLASSIC AMERICANA DUSTY OVERALLS PICK UP TRUCK STEVE #HELL YEAH HELL FUCKING YEAH (via inkyubus)

@twistedingenue I feel you might appreciate this.

This was sort of my mental image of Steve in let fulfillment fuel the fire.

because yes. wow. very hot. so midwestern.

This just posted from my billion item long queue so obviously I must just PUT IT RIGHT BACK IN AGAIN.

were–ralph:

not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen

mine was definitely Eragon

Star Trek and Star Wars

cantotallyeven:

thegreenleavesofspringinsunlight:

thegreenleavesofspringinsunlight:

No, that’s okay, Tumblr, if the other three people mentioned are meant to see this, they’ll find it.

Me and my thousands of locally saved songs on an SD card

lakecountylibrary:

• You checked out… probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that 🙂
• Used our wifi maybe? For something?
• Look we actually don’t know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.
• We don’t want to know.
• Our gift to you is privacy.
• Take it.
• Be free.

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

mumblesplash:

my ‘unreliable narrator’ tshirt has people asking a lot of questions i can’t be trusted to answer correctly