if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?
They ship of theseus’d my girl
Can’t have shit in Detroit
this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.
call that the meme of theseus thesis
tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat
my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke
replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man
*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go
We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this
no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure
*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone
“average meme lasts 5 years” factoid actually just statistical error. average meme lasts 30 days or less. Spiders Georg, which started on this day 10 years ago, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
so many snow animals are just white puff with dot eyes. amazing design
I just love this genre
oh this was delightful
Don’t forget owls!
Sphere = the ideal shape for maximizing internal volume with minimum surface area, thus best shape for not lose heat. Sphere stay warm! Sticky outy bits get cold!!
Hey, boss. No, I’m not gonna make it in today. No, I’m feeling fine, but I stepped outside this morning and there was a great dark shape looming in the mist, and seven black birds sitting in the dead tree next to my apartment building. The largest spoke with my dead namesake’s voice. What? Yeah, there was a warning. Not to go about shod or unshod, not to show my face by night or day, not to take food from any stranger or kinsman. Then something about the torment of the houseless soul that walks the earth in winter, when the gates of heaven and hell both are shut. Yeah, just to be on the safe side. Yeah. Uh-huh. A crowmen! That’s exactly what I said! Yeah, see you Monday, boss.
becoming president just to put lumen, decibel, and size restrictions on vehicles.
i shouldn’t be seeing floaters shaped like your car’s headlights for thirty seconds after i pass you. also shut the fuck up. and your car does not need to be that big. you’re putting other people in danger. let’s get you a more conscious-of-other-people car
recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours
a secret third place.
basically there is a medicine drawer because like there is no room in the bathroom cabinet (and also I don’t know what the steam and that might do to the drugs) and it feels weird to put the medicine where regular food is.
