Scully went away for a weekend once and he almost died.
Scully went on a date one night and he ended up in a jail in New Jersey
Scully once told Mulder to get some sleep so she could take a damn break from him for a few hours and he ended up accidentally letting a convicted murderer loose.
Scully went to work with another agent once and Mulder called her every 10 seconds and followed the case she was working on and almost killed the agent who put her life in danger.
Mulder literally made the entire planet’s population disappear and he still looked for Scully.
MULDER LITERALLY STOLE SCULLY’S KEYS SO SHE WOULD HAVE TO GO TO A HAUNTED HOUSE WITH HIM ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
Scully once fell down a hole and instead of going to get help, Mulder jumped down there with her. Bye.
Scully was about to kiss him back before the bee stung her and he went to the end of the world to get another try
Scully got pregnant and he literally returned from the dead (he didnt know it but whatever xd)
They put Mulder in jail for ONE night but he had a bad dream so he screamed the place down til they brought him his Scully.
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
“With my mouth,’ God says, ‘I kiss my own chosen creation. I uniquely, lovingly, embrace every image I have made out of the earth’s clay. With a fiery spirit I transform it into a body to serve all the world.’”
im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it
coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.
Why the fuck do you know this
i honestly have no idea
coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea
Had they never seen green tea?
i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink
i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda
no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants
i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now
Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago.
You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them.
this is amazing thank you
Threads like this are pretty much the reason I come to Tumblr
the difference is when you see a stupid take on tumblr it’s usually from either a 14 year old or some 30 something year old shut-in. when you see a stupid take on twitter it’s always like the governor of california or something
