monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not…

surrexi:

todaysbird:

alivehouse:

alivehouse:

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

this thing is alive in an undead hivemind kind of way and it wants to fucking kill me

this literally looks like a poorly designed video game

it’s the uncanny valley of forests

gallusrostromegalus:

romulanale:

funnytwittertweets:

love wins actually

This works as an answer to the metaphorical problem because the key is for the hedgehogs and prcupines to be a bit flexible about how they position themselves and keep thier spines pointed in such a fashion to minimize poking, just like how in human relationships you have to be a bit flexible and concious of your position relative to others, and to manage your sharp bits to minimize the harm you do to others.

“average Starfleet officer steals the Enterprise 3 times a year” factoid actualy just statistical…

marshmellin:

sniperct:

“average Starfleet officer steals the Enterprise 3 times a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average officer steals 0 starships per year. Science Officer Spock, who steals the Enterprise whenever a friend is in danger, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

My boy breaks bell curves