remember how mulder and scully literally were on tv and people were like ‘oh my god they need to kiss so bad and be in a relationship so bad’ and invented an entire pop subculture about it and called themselves [relation]shippers and now here we are 30 years later and we have teen vogue articles about who ships taylor swift ewith the newest white boy of the month or whatever WHO GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!!!! what about YOU KEPT ME HONEST YOU MADE ME A WHOLE PERSON I OWE YOU EVERYTHING SCULLY AND YOU OWE ME NOTHING I DONT KNOW IF I WANNA DO THIS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT THAT!!!!!
i think that my favourite thing to happen in art history is when a guy made a Lucifer statue that was too hot for church so they commissioned his brother who made an even hotter one
i think the next completely unfaithful reimagining of the persephone myth should be a Taken-style action adventure where demeter viciously fights her way through the underworld to rescue her daughter
we’ve made it sexy, we’ve made it romantic. now it’s time to give Demeter a shotgun
rb if you, like me, are the rare breed of internet user who always closes browser tabs that you dont need. like sorry your computer runs like shit maybe its because you have 50 fucking tabs open, cant relate
not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
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