My favorite quote from any movie critic ever is from Roger Ebert, who once said “The Borg Queen looks like no notion of sexy I have ever heard of, but inspires me to keep an open mind”
My favorite Roger Ebert movie-review quote was when he said that Danny DeVito “has a way of making the taller people around him seem unsure of what to do with their legs.”
man yall the interpersonal drama in ancient rome was something else like. there was a guy named crassus who had a pet eel and was so sad when it died that he gave it a funeral, and when another dude named domitius ahenobarbus made fun of him for throwing an eel funeral, crassus was like “oh so this is coming from the guy who’s buried three of his wives and not even shed a single tear about it.” wish i could’ve been in the room for that one
Eating four leaf clovers is like, the Right Response to finding a four leaf clover yknow. You find a four leaf clover and you’re like “oh sick! A four leaf clover” and then what the fuck are you supposed to do? Carry it around until it gets smushed and lost? Press it and have it be clutter? No, you eat that fucking son of a bitch. Absorb its power. Instant closure
Roman glass jug with a smaller glass jug inside ~ a so called joke jar that shows the skill of the glassmaker. Probably made in workshop in Cologne, found in burial in Stein am Rhein, #Switzerland, 4th c. AD.
I fucking love when craftsmen make these pieces just to show how big their cocks are. It’s not patterned damascus, or a fastenerless marqueted table, but damned if I don’t love it.
