East-West University is a venerable institution in Chicago’s south loop and absolutely should paint their logo on the side of their building but I hope they also know what a great reaction image it could be if applied properly.
[Description: A photograph of the wall of East West University, with a parking lot beyond; painted on the wall in extremely large font are the letters E and W, forming “ew”, and beneath them in smaller letters is the word “university”.]
we’re reading Dracula for one of my book clubs, and I completely forgot that the book starts out as quite an enjoyable travelogue—having just passed the bar exam, Jonathan Harker is essentially on his first real business trip, and keeps making little notes to ask for recipes, or that he’ll share such-and-such about the landscape with Mina.
I also forgot that Jonathan Harker has a Kodak camera (he used it to take pictures of the London estate for Dracula) which leads me to assume that the 21st century version of Jonathan Harker’s journal is actually a series of instagram posts that start getting really, really weird.
first of all none of us could afford hannibal’s therapy
unaired episode where hannibal accepts medicaid
Hannibal is independently wealthy and deeply invested in fucking with people who are interesting enough. Show up with a good story about how you are trying very hard to not give in to the urge to make tiny statues out of people’s teeth and he’ll see you for free.
Sliding scale payments where the scale is how fucking weird you are
the absolute mindfuck of learning that when americans said “pumpkin spice” they were talking about like. nutmeg and cinnamon. and not adding pumpkin flavouring to stuff
