Author: Rachel

woke-up-on-derse:

splodey-goat-2:

socialistexan:

genquerdeer:

“Skyrim runs on everything” meme is just a shitty knockoff of “Doom runs on everything”. But less funny because people DO genuinely actually get Doom running on toasters and ATMs in real life.

All those pictures are 100% real and unedited.

Here are some more of my favorites:

And of course, playing Doom inside of Doom

“Skyrim is being ported to X” is funny because the implication that Bethesda is trying to squeeze blood from a stone by somehow convincing you you should buy it a 20th time on a ridiculous device

“Hey I got X to run Doom!” is funny because it’s just how computer science majors be and they actually fucking did it, y’all.

capitalism vs passion

spockgirl:

spockgirl:

historians refer to the time period between the publication of the last sherlock holmes stories in 1927 and the premiere of star trek in 1966 as the great blorbo famine

many people have reblogged to say that I neglected their personal favorite guy. a lot of you have bad taste but I apologize sincerely to jeeves and wooster from jeeves and wooster

beardedmrbean:

everythingfox:

Whisking whisker

(via)

tvshowfeels:

The X-Files S3E4 – Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose

keanucharles09:

metroid-fusion:

visit-ba-sing-se:

visit-ba-sing-se:

love how this whole “new people coming to tumblr now” situation has exactly the vibe of strange showing up in the saloon of an old western town and stepping on the creaking floorboard

”Listen up, Stranger. Since you already stumbled in here, there is a few things you should know. First of all, this is a lawless land. There is no algorithm, and there are no ways to control which posts get traction. They do, or they don’t. Second, we do not do well with influencers here. You can try, but you won’t last long. They never do. Third, no one trusts a stranger who hides behind a default icon and only watches from afar. We have dealt with those before, and it did cost us. If you want to gain trust, talk to and support your fellas, and they will eventually return the favour. Finally, we like real fights in here. This is not a place of where you get unalived. This is a place where you die.”

annlarimer:

Watch “Giorgio Moroder – Tom’s Diner (Lyric Video) ft. Britney Spears” on YouTube

brunhiddensmusings:

yee-bitchh:

fairykukla:

tiarasnteakettles:

rowyngoldeart:

tiarasnteakettles:

I know nobody asked for a photoshoot of my kitten wearing the heart of the ocean but in my defense nobody told me I couldn’t either

I regret nothing.

I’m crying sksksksk

Draw me like Miette

You draw Miette?? You draw her like one of your French girls???? Oh! Oh! Ice berg for ship!

shittymoviedetails:

Lord of the Rings Trilogy but it’s EVERY scene where two female characters interact

There’s more than I expected

mctreeleth:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

alexisthenedd:

stumpybelham:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

“I wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts better” I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that can’t retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.

Time to laser-print my entire blog on titanium plates and bury them underground.

brb etching my one-star yelp review of the sheet metal supplier that sold us shitty copper on a granite slab

We are never going to give this guy a fucking break are we

Ea-nasir knows what he did.

But more importantly, WE know what he did. Because it got written down in some rocks.