Okay so when a bird painting says it’d sell you to satan for one corn chip everyone laughs, but when I, Edmund Pevensie—
Author: Rachel
I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person
“The lettuce won” is a phrase that is so bizarre without context and the fact it’s referring to the state of our country’s political situation right now is honestly appalling
wrotten:there’s a very specific aesthetic i’m going for on this blog and it’s called cool things i…
there’s a very specific aesthetic i’m going for on this blog and it’s called cool things i like
I feel like Bilbo would teach the elves of Rivendell the concept of a mathom with the express purpose of oh so politely asking them over dinner how were the Silmarils not a mathom
Random Feanorian elf inherited by Elrond: That’s not… No.
Bilbo: Oh so they were useful?
Elf: Well. No, not exactly
Bilbo: But the owners didn’t want to throw them away.
Elf: Yeah
Bilbo: And they were in possession of several people over the course of years.
Elf: Yeah
Bilbo: That’s a mathom.
Elf: No! We loved them because were very pretty!!! And one of a kind!!! Crafted by hands more skilled than any of ours!!!
Bilbo: Yes, like my great aunt’s set of painted dishcloths
Elf, in tears: The Silmarils were not like your great aunt’s set of painted dishcloths
Bilbo: How’s The Great Mathom War as a title for a poem about the First Age?
By the way, it’s important to me that Elrond supports Bilbo’s claim and finds it quite insightful actually
