sirgnomethegiant:

The true AO3 experience is trying to remember a very specific fic you read some time between 2013 and 2019 but you can only remember two of the characters, a vague idea of the plot outside of one specific scene, and you have no clue what the tags could have been.

reggiemess:

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

lesbianmizuki:

irenigg:

please survive

OP being deactivated is like a dying war general sending out her one final message to her loyal battalion before succumbing to her numerous wounds

funnytwittertweets:

takes-of-dubious-temperature:

aflo:

dragongirltitties:

zipstick:

bywandandsword:

tilthat:

TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.

via ift.tt

To understand how ridiculous this is, the first successful powered airplane flew this same year, 1903

You’re understating how ridiculous

it wasn’t just the same year. it was nine days later

how do newspaper clippings from a hundred years ago violate community guidelines

to fly is to go against the will of god

LOVING the implication that the Tumblr Community Guidelines are a direct transcription of God’s will

cornbreadlesbian:

copperbadge:

:

the more I think about it the more I realize that those little girls that are obsessed with dragons are just horse girls that wanted an animal less likely to injure them

“less likely” swept me to the floor

getintherobot:

greentrickster:

People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles, and forcing them to act out popular movies. Because, let me tell you, I read a fic like that with the original Yugioh cast acting out Disney’s Aladdin approximately fifteen years ago, and it is to this day one of the one of the most unhinged pieces of media I’ve ever consumed.

????????

baeddlam:

yourownpetard:

princewonderland:

ace-pervert:

proudblackconservative:

No.

yes

YES

This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.