the more I think about it the more I realize that those little girls that are obsessed with dragons are just horse girls that wanted an animal less likely to injure them
People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles, and forcing them to act out popular movies. Because, let me tell you, I read a fic like that with the original Yugioh cast acting out Disney’s Aladdin approximately fifteen years ago, and it is to this day one of the one of the most unhinged pieces of media I’ve ever consumed.
People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???
the other day one of my coworkers halfway referenced the spiders georg post but stopped before he actually reached the spiders georg part. like. I can’t be sure that that’s what he was doing but one coworker said “yknow. people swallow several spiders every year” and my other coworker said “well that’s just- it’s not true. it’s a- no, you’d wake up” and just. there was a look in his eyes. I just know
waging psychological warfare against one of my team leads starting tomorrow
“everyone knows about spiders georg” factoid actualy just statistical error. average perbson does not know spiders georg. tunglr uswrs, who have given spiders georg post 369k notes since 2013, are outliers adn should not be counted
The Dublin street layout engineer I’ve trapped in my basement: if you aren’t smart enough to solve my Riddles Three and find the ancient cornerstone, older than your fucking country, upon which I’ve etched a tiny cipher that, when cracked, reveals what street you’re on, then you shouldn’t be in fucking Ireland [spits out blood]
Me: I DIDNT EVEN HIT YOU. WHERE DID YOU GET THE BLOOD
There’s a city in Germany, Mannheim, where the city center is laid out on a grid, but instead of naming the roads they named the blocks. So your grocery store might be on block L5. and that refers to, like, the square on the grid paper where the building is, rather than the street on which the building is.
Which like, ok fine. you’d assume the numbers go in order one way, and the letters go in order perpendicular to that.
Well you see, if you’re European, you’re born with this map coded in your brain –
so it works just fine. But if released into a city that was actually planned, we roll into a ball like a woodlouse and wait for someone to catapult us back home.
