Author: Rachel

cornbreadlesbian:

copperbadge:

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the more I think about it the more I realize that those little girls that are obsessed with dragons are just horse girls that wanted an animal less likely to injure them

“less likely” swept me to the floor

getintherobot:

greentrickster:

People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles, and forcing them to act out popular movies. Because, let me tell you, I read a fic like that with the original Yugioh cast acting out Disney’s Aladdin approximately fifteen years ago, and it is to this day one of the one of the most unhinged pieces of media I’ve ever consumed.

????????

baeddlam:

yourownpetard:

princewonderland:

ace-pervert:

proudblackconservative:

No.

yes

YES

This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

redheadedbrunette:

recoiloperated:

irishironclad:

catholicpharmacistofficial:

thoughts, @irishironclad ?

Sounds accurate to me.

The holy spirit chasing you away from sin like

It’s a beautiful day and you are the Third Person of the Trinity

neil-gaiman:

a-large-orange-cat:

tumblr advertising “you can ask neil gaiman questions about his works!” like that isn’t something you can do literally any day of the week on here

Don’t just tell everyone.

oneheadtoanother:

formulazwaan:

I had to rewatch to make sure I’m not hallucinating

Did not expect to discover that Mitch Evans has entered his super-villain lair era this week, felt sure that was scheduled for next season

darksteel-relic:

peacemode:

ursulaklegun:

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

lobotomycas:

lobotomycas:

lobotomycas:

the other day one of my coworkers halfway referenced the spiders georg post but stopped before he actually reached the spiders georg part. like. I can’t be sure that that’s what he was doing but one coworker said “yknow. people swallow several spiders every year” and my other coworker said “well that’s just- it’s not true. it’s a- no, you’d wake up” and just. there was a look in his eyes. I just know

waging psychological warfare against one of my team leads starting tomorrow

“everyone knows about spiders georg” factoid actualy just statistical error. average perbson does not know spiders georg. tunglr uswrs, who have given spiders georg post 369k notes since 2013, are outliers adn should not be counted