empressofthelibrary:

crayonurchin:

when I was driving home today, I saw about 4 old women wearing head to toe gothic gear. Black lace, black facinators, black jewellery, black parasols

And I got super happy, just delighted that older woman in my area feel comfortable dressing in alternative fashion

it was only as i got halfway up the road that it dawned on me they’re probably wearing mourning outfits cuz the Queen fukkin died

funnytwittertweets:

centuriespast:

Carnelian crocodile pendant. Culture: Egypt, 20th-18th century BC. Collection: The Michael C. Carlos Museum, Georgia, US.

nick-cassidy:

sirgnomethegiant:

The true AO3 experience is trying to remember a very specific fic you read some time between 2013 and 2019 but you can only remember two of the characters, a vague idea of the plot outside of one specific scene, and you have no clue what the tags could have been.

reggiemess:

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

lesbianmizuki:

irenigg:

please survive

OP being deactivated is like a dying war general sending out her one final message to her loyal battalion before succumbing to her numerous wounds

funnytwittertweets:

takes-of-dubious-temperature:

aflo:

dragongirltitties:

zipstick:

bywandandsword:

tilthat:

TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.

via ift.tt

To understand how ridiculous this is, the first successful powered airplane flew this same year, 1903

You’re understating how ridiculous

it wasn’t just the same year. it was nine days later

how do newspaper clippings from a hundred years ago violate community guidelines

to fly is to go against the will of god

LOVING the implication that the Tumblr Community Guidelines are a direct transcription of God’s will