Author: Rachel

naamahdarling:

charlottan:

I fucking hate the hand that feeds me. I think I’ll do something fucked up to it

caesarsaladinn:

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

c-bassmeow:

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sasquapossum:

hellowearerats:

Sorry for filling your dashboards with rapid-fire reblogging, everyone, but that last line is just way too fucking good to let it pass. Absolute genius. I want to wear it.

labsafetyviolations:

so when a doctor spends 30 minutes performing CPR and revives someone they’re “a hero” and it’s “a miracle they could come back after being dead that long” but when I spend 6 months synthesising new organs to bring them back after the doctors failed it’s “horrifying to witness” and “a crime against nature itself” and “technically graverobbing but none of the laws cover it so we’re not entirely sure what to charge you with”. Typical

jdlaclede:

birdghost:

papatulus:

friend-rice:

snowysauropteryx:

snowysauropteryx:

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

old boys

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)

craycraybluejay:

When you try to consume a media but it consumes you instead:

jenandriel:

noxidanamchara:

datcatwhatcameback:

This is how I imagined things as a child. 

the elevator in the second one tho

my brain just PFFT

theriu:

clawedandcute:

localairport:

If you think about it, technically an airplane can only fly when there is human blood inside of it

These are the bold, disturbing takes I came to Tumblr for

#(straps a blood bag to a drone) BEHOLD! AN AIRPLANE!

NEVERMIND GUYS I CANNOT POSSIBLY INVENT A REPLY FUNNIER THAN @thelooniemoonie‘s TAG

darknovalatte:

cvnningboy:

hannibal fans be like ‘cannibalism is so romantic’ bro go to therapy