work was slow today so I kind of ended up babysitting my coworker’s kid for most of it. she kept putting little pieces of black tape on her face to look like facial hair and then pretending to rob the cash register, and when she took them off I asked her if she’d seen the mustachio’d villain anywhere. she pointed towards the back so I promised I’d handle him and then came back with a napkin full of tomato sauce and said “there… that’s all that’s left of him…” and she lost her fucking mind
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