kids these days are so loosey goosey about what they call a crackship. two characters who flirt in a media but just aren’t endgame is not a crackship.
back in my day a crackship made people go “what possessed you to ship this?” They were pairs with no chemistry, pairs that made no sense, pairs that never meet in canon, pairs that don’t even exist in the same canon!
How dare you compare yourself to the forefathers for shipping like steve/eddie or perc’ildan. Call me when you write some Gaston/Quasimodo or something.