orc mating season has begun

bisquid:

tim-ee-sis:

steakplissken:

bartex-x:

despazito:

maykitz:

maykitz:

orc mating season has begun

the half-elven halfling’s village:

this is a shadow of Sky Tower, the tallest building in the city of Wrocław (Poland), regarded as the city’s penis.

it does indeed look like one. it is also so tall and in such a flat area that you can easily see it from kilometers away. and at all times the penis shadow is cast upon the oblivious sheeple.

That’s what I was thinking of!! Asdfghjkl

NASA advertising “do you want to be an astronaut” to tumblr users surely means something. What have…

trekkiesagainstchastity:

impossiblyfreshdonut:

ehyde:

NASA advertising “do you want to be an astronaut” to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

i’m gonna fuck the aliens

– Zefram Cochrane on the 5th of April 2063