do you think criminals in hannibal verse have like a reddit page of how to avoid coming to the attention of the fbi’s pet empath boy
“sorry guys, this might be my last post for a while. you were right, the dead butterflies surrounding the body were too much, they called him in, so it won’t be long now”
hannibal lurks on there just to stir shit up like “well I heard that he refuses to take any cases that involve bunny rabbits I heard he’s terrified of them” and will turns up at his next session exhausted because “there’s been six cases in the last week all involving rabbits and they’re all different killers i’m sure of it!” meanwhile hannibal sits there like “interesting, will. tell me, are these rabbits hopping across into your unconscious state also? can you feel them nibbling on the edges of your mind?”