I don’t respect christianity but they kinda popped off with cathedrals but ONLY for the purpose of…

adelphicoracle:

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demilypyro:

I don’t respect christianity but they kinda popped off with cathedrals but ONLY for the purpose of having a cool backdrop for fighting horrible nightmare beasts

What if they have snails crawling down the outside?

Holy shit, this can’t stay in the tags!

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